leaving on a jet plane

By definition, when you travel, you move away from home. Home contains all the things that make your life livable. Thus, as a corollary, traveling sucks.

So, the top five things I hate about traveling:

1. Airports
2. Airplanes
3. Getting delayed at the airport when you are trying to board an airplane
4. Everything else related to air travel, the most demeaning punishment known to man
5. Forgetting things at the aforementioned home: note to self, soap is not a good substitute for toothpaste

As for the things I like about traveling, only one comes to mind:

1. Getting home