I like my salsa in a jar

Take note: salsa lessons may sound like fun, and I'm sure that for some people they are. However, you may not enjoy them as much if you're male of a heterosexual persuasion. You may also find salsa annoying if you're inherinetly bad at dancing (i.e., if you're white).

I had all three strikes against me. I mean, I am perfectly capable of figuring some stuff out - with paintball, I was shooting straight and tucking into bunkers on my first day. Not so with salsa. This was the most unnatural thing ever, and I hated every second of it.

At least Susan had a blast.