feeling green?

If somebody needs limes, let us know! Susan's mom "bought" a metric ton of limes (we thnink that she looted a lime factory, or came across a poorly guarded lime tree). Anyhoo, we've got about 200, so unless somebody helps us out, we'll be drinking nothing but Sol (see review on the right) just to get rid of them.

the king will be dead if he plays like that

Anybody but me notice that the King in the Burger King football commercials plays without a helmet?

freakin' genius

President Bush has declared today a day of prayer to help the victims of Katrina.

Brilliant.

Yes, when your government is run by a dimwit, all you can do is pray.

stuck in office space

Have you ever woken up and thought to yourself, "Wow, I live just like that dude from 'Office Space'!" No? Well, I have. Let's see here: I wake up at the crack of dawn, drag my butt into the car, drive on the highway, park in a huge parking lot, and even have to walk over a grassy knoll sometimes - just like in the movie!

Down the hall from me, the administrative assistant is chained to the phone. The developers say to themselves, "Sure, I could go out and do something exciting with my life - but hey, why bother, the paycheck is paying the bills..."

Don't get me started on "what it is that you do here?"

And here's the kicker: next door to me lives a construction worker. Oh yes. Hope the irony is not lost here. He tells me stories of people getting smashed by boulders and falling through roofs.

I listen and sigh. I work in an office.