here goes another one

In a disturbing continuation of the trend, Yong pulled a Schrock by proposing to a girl most of us (and by “us” I mean my friends) have not even met. He seems to be even more eager to jump into wedlock by setting the wedding date as the not-so-distant July 1st.

Yong, congratulations and everything. I’ll just start a chart on my wall with the names of all my friends, crossing out the ones that have crossed over. What to call it? Wall of Emasculation, perhaps?