tagged!

Yup, I was tagged by Jude and Serene. Of course, being the creative mind that I am, I'll do the opposite of what's asked of me:

5 things NOT in my our refrigerator
1. empty space (everything is filled up by the veggies that Susan's mom gave us)
2. 12-pack of beer (doesn't fit; just a 6-pack to hold me over)
3. anything I can cook
4. order
5. cleanliness

5 things NOT in my closet
1. anything fashionable
2. shoes (sorry Jonas)
3. Susan's clothes (sorry Susan)
4. speedos
5. me

5 things NOT in my purse man-bag
1. weapons
2. contraband
3. exploding baby formula
4. iPod
5. business cards with my new title (gotta get on that)

5 things NOT in my car
1. front passenger seat
2. roof liner
3. glovebox
4. anything else that can weigh my baby down
5. flip-up LCD touchscreen (damn you, UPS guy!)

5 people I'm tagging:
1. Ma Sweets
2. Jay Kay
3. Daisexy (seriously, stop working Sundays and start bloggin')
4. Jen & Dave (the audience wants baby pictures)
5. God (c'mon old man, if you don't write, I'm gonna continue claiming you don't exist)