strange gift

Susan has me open her mail, in case any bills come or what not. So the other day, she received a fairly sizable package from Marlboro. This surprised me, as I certainly didn't peg Sue as a smoker. Inside was a huge banner saying "Happy Birthday" (how did you know, Marlboro man??), and a roll that looked like a foot long cigar. To my disappointment, it turned out to be a roll-away checker board.

Bizarre.