f'ing christians

Once again, organized religion has thwarted my plans. I understand the need to close stores on Xmas - all right, I'll give you that one - but Easter? Who the hell cares about the day that Jesus was carried out of some cave by bunnies that then proceeded to lay eggs? I'm pretty sure that every year I go out to run some errands, only to be disappointed. If y'all want to pray to the holy ghost of pastel colors, go ahead and do it in private - but don't mess with my ability to accomplish something over the weekend!