guy vocab

Susan and I were talking, and I said something like "oh yeah, she's hot but not beautiful", and she had no idea what I meant. After chatting about it some more, we've established that apparently men have a built-in understanding of some adjectives that women lack - possibly because these adjectives are only used to describe women.

I know I've seen a list somewhere online, but I couldn't find it - so Susan asked me to recreate it. Well, here it is:

beautiful

sexy but refined; unattainable (unless you're me, of course)

sexy

nice body, but the face disqualifies the owner from the "beautiful" status

cute

nice face, so-so body

pretty

step above "cute", but not quite "beautiful"

hot

same as sexy

elegant

tall

foxy

sexy and not afraid to show it

voluptuous

big boobs

petite

small boobs

gorgeous

a little too beautiful

luscious

padded in all the right places

sassy

luscious, but with a little too much padding

bubbly

luscious but short

stunning

elegant and hot

sporty

sexy but petite

spicy

hot and Spanish

exotic

hot and Asian

attractive

kinda cute

nice

bordering on unattractive (as in, "she's... nice?")

lovely

same as nice

niiiiiice

foxy (not to be confused with nice)

Women say that men can't express their feelings... maybe they just don't understand what men are saying?