we don't mess around

Susan and I take our IKEA trips seriously. It's a bit of a hike for us, so when we go, we really make the most of it. This is what $1300+ of kitchen stuff looks like boxed and stuffed in the back of an Accord:

What are we doing with all of that? Ripping out the kitchen completely (or, rather, speeding up the process of natural decay), and totally redoing the layout - from tiling the floor to putting up new wallboard. That's a project and a half, all right.