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Got an interesting mailing from the Department of English at the Texas Tech University. See, when an institution of that caliber sends you mail, you sit up and pay attention. I first thought that they wanted to protest my use of run-on sentences or something like that, but the truth was much more sinister. Our friends in Lubbock, TX are now offering a "User Experience Professional" certification. Three days and $1800 is all it takes to become a pro, apparently.

On a related note, my dad finally rebelled against me using his house for archival storage, and brought over several boxes of paper. Some of it is from my Tufts days, and some from Michigan. It will take me more than three days just to sift through thick packets of SI504 assignments and SI501 papers… so hey, maybe Texas Tech is the way to go?