(driving through Woburn)
Susan: Why are all the houses on this street so crappy?
Stan: I dunno… maybe because they’re so close together? How about this for a solution to the housing crisis – they should demolish all the crappy houses, and plant nice trees in their place. That way, there will be less houses on the market, and the prices will stabilize.
Susan: What about the people in the crappy houses? Where would they go?
Stan: Hmmm. Maybe they should start demolition without giving an advance warning?
Susan: What if they think that our house is crappy?
Stan: Uh-oh.