Friday, March 28, 2008

60 sq. ft. of legos

In one of the main hallway connectors at my work, there is an ongoing art exhibit with regularly-changing displays. Most of the exhibits are either photos or paintings by employees, and regardless of their quality they sure do look better than blank walls.

The most recent exhibit is kinda neat - it's a 12ft x 5ft Lego mural:

It was made by the New England Lego Users Group. Something tells me they're a hip bunch to chill with.

flex it

I went to a Flex workshop hosted by Boston IxDA, and left very grateful. The one thing I love about this industry is that people go out of their way to help each other, share knowledge - and even feed each other yummy sandwiches.

Designing in Flex is fun as hell. Creating an accordion menu, something that would take a few hours even if you were using a JavaScript library, instead takes seconds. The IDE is great, very easy to use. The code syntax, even if it is questionable in some aspects, seems pretty straightforward.

Sure, there are some limitations. Flex depends on Flash, and comes with a download penalty. There is no support for external configuration files, and CSS linking is suspect - so, essentially, every aspect of the Flex application is hardcoded. Finally, same as with Flash, once the text goes into the app, you can't really pull it out (e.g., through copy-and-paste). Supposedly, Silverlight is much better from that perspective.

But, all in all, this tutorial gave me hope that someday we won't be wasting time with CSS layouts and JavaScript code... but, we'll see. Not quite there yet.

Oh yeah: the instructor wrote up very detailed instructions on setting up the Flex environment - check it out, everything is free!

Sunday, March 23, 2008

f'ing christians

Once again, organized religion has thwarted my plans. I understand the need to close stores on Xmas - all right, I'll give you that one - but Easter? Who the hell cares about the day that Jesus was carried out of some cave by bunnies that then proceeded to lay eggs? I'm pretty sure that every year I go out to run some errands, only to be disappointed. If y'all want to pray to the holy ghost of pastel colors, go ahead and do it in private - but don't mess with my ability to accomplish something over the weekend!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

market-schmarket

So, just for the hell of it, I decided to check on my retirement account, see how my nest egg is doing and all that.

Well, maybe I shouldn't have, 'cause now I'm pissed. I've been contributing for three years, but instead of accumulating $$$, the fund managers managed to actually lose money.

I'd be better off stuffing dollars under my mattress!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

... and back

Back from Vegas, and already it seems like a fleeting memory, a fantasy of sorts... and that's what that adult playground is really all about. From the moment you get off the plane and see the slot machines in the terminal, everything is telling you, "Forget about the 'everyday' life!" Of course, what Vegas really wants is that you forget about any attempts to stay fiscally responsible. This time around, I smartened up and didn't gamble too much - but Jonas can attest that OH MA GAWD I have no luck. Zero. Negative amount, if that's possible.

The plan was to fly out together with my parents on Friday morning, meet up with Jonas, show the old folks around, and then desert them. Surprisingly, that part of the plan worked, and we got to LV with no difficulty. Mom and Dad were more than glad to spend the whole day Saturday visting the Hoover Dam and the Grand Canyon, while JK and I explored the more populated part of Nevada.

Besides the usual casino touring, both Jonas and I got to do what each of us wanted to do - he got to go shopping, and I got to go race in go-karts. Catching the rainbow at the Bellagio fountain show was an added bonus:

All in all, we stayed civil, and tried to behave ourselves like responsible adults. This was made a little easier by the fact that Jonas drinks like a old lady - no, really, we conducted a scientific experiment, and my rate of alcohol intake was 8 times his. He was particularly intimidated by the size of the Russian beer bottle that he ordered at the Soviet-themed bar "Red Square". Needless to say, I had to help him finish it.

Coming back to Boston was no picnic - driving from the airport to drop off the bags at home and going straight to work, gotta love it. Never thought I could fall asleep while moving the mouse across the screen, but here we are.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

lv

Las Vegas is great.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

guy vocab

Susan and I were talking, and I said something like "oh yeah, she's hot but not beautiful", and she had no idea what I meant. After chatting about it some more, we've established that apparently men have a built-in understanding of some adjectives that women lack - possibly because these adjectives are only used to describe women.

I know I've seen a list somewhere online, but I couldn't find it - so Susan asked me to recreate it. Well, here it is:

beautiful
sexy but refined; unattainable (unless you're me, of course)
sexy
nice body, but the face disqualifies the owner from the "beautiful" status
cute
nice face, so-so body
pretty
step above "cute", but not quite "beautiful"
hot
same as sexy
elegant
tall
foxy
sexy and not afraid to show it
voluptuous
big boobs
petite
small boobs
gorgeous
a little too beautiful
luscious
padded in all the right places
sassy
luscious, but with a little too much padding
bubbly
luscious but short
stunning
elegant and hot
sporty
sexy but petite
spicy
hot and Spanish
exotic
hot and Asian
attractive
kinda cute
nice
bordering on unattractive (as in, "she's... nice?")
lovely
same as nice
niiiiiice
foxy (not to be confused with nice)

Women say that men can't express their feelings... maybe they just don't understand what men are saying?

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

springtime

Ahh the spring! The sun is shining, and the snow has finally melted away...

Unfortunately, the results of my landscaping efforts have now revealed themselves - or, rather, the lack of effort thereof. My grand plan last fall consisted of the following steps:

1) Ignore the falling leaves for as long as possible
2) Ignore the fact that most of the leaves are coming from trees on your property, and let the wind redistribute them around the neighborhood
3) On one or two occasions, fill a couple of paper bags with said leaves - to make it seem like you're pulling your share
4) Run the lawnmower without raking first, creating an optical illusion of order
5) Leave for a long overseas trip at the height of the foliage season

So, now I'm dealing with a myriad of leaves on my lawn that have somehow failed to decompose the way they were supposed to. Oh well - brown kinda matches the outside of our house ;P

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

john seely brown's talk: take-aways

John Seely Brown's wasn't groundbreaking or life-changing, but it was certainly interesting - if only because it was given by the person who oversaw so much during his Xerox PARC days.

He started his talk by using the fate of clipper ships as an example of path dependency - even with the advent of steamships, shipbuilders concentrated on building bigger clippers with more sails, oblivious to the fact that a paradigm shift in transportation was about to put them out of business. To JSB, innvoation is the only way out of the trap.

He touched upon the copy machine that started Xerox, one that IBM passed up because they felt it would never sell. Xerox proved IBM wrong, but not just based on technology alone - they also found a way to infiltrate organizations by offering the machine for free, and charging on a per-copy basis. Come to think of it, Google is employing a very similar strategy, riding the acceptance wave of its free products. But, back to the talk.

JSB discussed how PARC tried to foster innovation, from forming multidisciplinary teams to setting up long tables in their subsidized cafeteria to force people to sit close together. His definition of "innovation" was interesting too: "changing one's mental model", or "mobilizing somebody's action". To do that, PARCers used story telling and a technique that he called deep engagement: playing footage of some pre-recorded scenarios in front of executives, and asking them to come up with the next scenario. Interestingly, my coworker tried story telling once to sell a difficult concept to the project team (and it worked beautifully), and I've used footage of usability tests to engage others in coming up with a solution (worked pretty well, too).

JSB went on a couple of related tangents: explaining how Amazon invested a lot of effort into a platform that now allows them to build prototypes with a blazing speed, and highlighting emotional and communication intelligence as important traits that one needs to survive in today's fast-changing world. His most amusing story was an inside take on Steve Jobs. We all know that Apple was, hmmm, "inspired" by the work at PARC, but here's JSB's interpretation of what happened: Xerox bought a large stake in Apple early on, and Steve was given unfettered access to their research. Unfortunately, Xerox's CFO sold their interest in Apple three years later, not realizing that it takes time to productionalize ideas.

So, the moral of the story is, innovate all you want, share ideas, but be vary of smug bastards wearing turtlenecks!

Thursday, March 06, 2008

jsb

Sweet, John Seely Brown is coming to my company for a presentation on innovation. I can finally meet the man who wrote a certain little book that UM's School of Information seems to be built upon...

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

bling-bling

For my birthday, my cousin and her husband sent me a couple of photoshoped images, including this one:

Very impressive, considering they started using computers only a few years ago!

Sunday, March 02, 2008

work on the side

A good friend of my family, Yuri Zieman, is retired now, and finally has time to do what he enjoys doing - woodcarving. I've seen a lot of his work, and it's truly amazing; I have an even deeper appreciation for the skill and the patience that it takes, after, hmm, taking many "shortcuts" in the stuff that I do around my house.

In any case, he's had a very basic site to showcase his work, and I took on the redesign as a side project. Check it out, and let me know what you think of the site. Furthermore, if you can think of someone who would enjoy a truly unique, one-of-a-kind gift, get in touch with Yuri - he can pretty much carve anything, and has a great imagination to boot.